Friday, April 29, 2016

Conversation


When John gets his dad up and sets him at the edge of his bed, Jean is disoriented, and he almost always asks, "Where am I?"

The other day, John responded with, "You're in the United States of America."

Jean said, "Well what do you know. I've been there before."

John said, "The USA is a big place. So you're in Kentucky."

Jean: "Where is that?"

John: "In the middle. Not in the north, not in the south."

Jean. "Where is it then?"

John: "In the middle."

Jean: "I'll take two of them."


                                                 *************

A different day -   John:  "Are you hungry?"

Jean: "I don't know. I never went to school."

John: "Yes, you did. You played on the football team. You played half-back."

Jean: "What about the other half?"


                                                 *************

Jean, sitting at his table, asked, "Who's Mary?"

John: "Mary who?"

Jean pointed to writing on one of the mugs in front of him.

John: "That says 'Merry Christmas'."

Jean: "Who's she?"


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